My New Fortnite Record: 17 Eliminations!

So, I woke up with aches and a sore throat. I haven't taken a sick day from work in probably two years. Rarely do I get the opportunity to just kick it on the couch with nobody else except for the doggo. Today, that's just what I'm doing.

In addition to playing around on the Series of Tubes, I decided to play some Fortnite and, lo and behold!, I set some new personal records. Here's a grab of me at 16 kills:

Previously, my record was 10!

And on the 17th frag, I got the victory:

I'm telling you, the advent of skill-based matchmaking has really benefited my game! That, or I'm actually getting kind of good? Maybe I should become a streamer...